I literally have no words to describe this weirdness...

"Pixel" (Improbcat)
03/07/2017 at 10:48 • Filed to: None

Even better, I found this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

DISCUSSION (21)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 10:54

Note that he doesn’t say anything bad about the “neoclassics”, but that’s not what he drives. Presumably, he secretly has enough good taste. He’s found a niche and perfected it - apart from getting shot in the ass.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 10:57

One word:

Florida

And yes, these things sell like crazy down by me (about an hour south of Clearwater)

CobraJoe > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 10:58

“How are things at your end?” is a butt joke?

just-a-scratch > CobraJoe
03/07/2017 at 11:09

This may be a reference to his gunshot wound.

punkgoose17 > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 11:17

He found a cure for back pain...

Frankenstein Neoclassics cause headaches and self eye gouging.

Replicas are okay.

CobraJoe > just-a-scratch
03/07/2017 at 11:17

I understand why people would tease him about that, but “How are things at your end?”

Unless it was accompanied by sniggering, I don’t see that as a butt joke.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 11:21

It’s like he doesn’t have a train of thought, just random thoughts that pop into his head as he speaks

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 11:31

Dude has a legit point though in his reply to “a lot of enthusiasts think neoclassics are dorky”

everything else is butt-shot bat-shit crazy

fintail > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 11:36

Could have at least put a cool Excalibur behind him instead of that blue thing.

just-a-scratch > CobraJoe
03/07/2017 at 11:51

I’m still much more confused by his response to what he drives on the street.

CobraJoe > just-a-scratch
03/07/2017 at 12:01

Which part? The James Bond part? Where he abused his viper because Obama won? The pointless mention of 150 hand guns in his collection?

WiscoProud > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 12:07

I think Neoclassics are significantly dorkier than fiberglass t-buckets, but that’s just me. Replica D-Types and those kinds of vehicles would be nice though.

Pixel > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/07/2017 at 12:20

There is a big difference between neoclassics and replicas. Replicas follow the shape of the original car, something special enough it was worth making a copy of. Neoclassics try and stretch that shape over a modern cabin with little regard for what made the original so special . So the proportions are completely whacked out on neoclassics, making them look “dorky”

I think the two cars in the middle of this image from his website sum it up:

Kinja'd!!!

just-a-scratch > CobraJoe
03/07/2017 at 12:28

Yes, yes, and yes.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 12:41

This comes down to (As usual) a case of who cares? If someone is into it, good for them. I like this better than hellaflush cars with tires about to pop and wheels about to snap off because at least they seem like they aren’t designed to be intentionally less functional vehicles.

Pixel > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/07/2017 at 13:15

Valid point. I was just pointing out the why of people thinking they are dorky, not making a value statement on whether it is okay to like them or not.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Pixel
03/07/2017 at 13:24

ALSO a valid point.

He’s still butt shot crazy

Frank Grimes > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/07/2017 at 14:38

a fiberglass 27 with a big block is better and faster than a original 27 a fake MG on a volkswagen pan is not.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Frank Grimes
03/07/2017 at 14:55

True, but it’s all a matter of perspective, if someone likes it, might as well let them go like it.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
03/08/2017 at 00:23

also “who is average buyer?”

over 60

pip bip - choose Corrour > Pixel
03/08/2017 at 05:41

i applaud him for filling the void in the market and making a few bucks.